Agave wine tasting #AGAVEALLDAY
Everybody is familiar with tequila, a distilled spirit made in the Mexican state of Jalisco from a specific agave species, Agave tequilana (often referred to as the blue Weber agave although it has nothing to do with Agave weberi).
You may also have heard of mezcal, a distilled spirit made from any number of agave species (primarily Agave angustifolia, known in Mexico as espadĆn) in other places in Mexico (the epicenter of mezcal production is the state of Oaxaca). In contrast to tequila, mezcal often has a smoky flavor because the heart of the agave, the piƱa, is roasted in underground pits prior to distillation.
In addition, there’s raicilla and bacanora, but they’re virtually unknown in the U.S. Raicilla is made only in the southwestern part of Jalisco, typically from Agave rhodacantha, Agave maximiliana, or Agave inaequidens. Bacanora is made in the mountains of Sonora exclusively from Agave angustifolia var. pacifica. Beyond that, there’s a spirit called sotol, but it’s made from the desert spoon (Dasylirion wheeleri), so not technically an agave. Here is a handy table showing the similarities and differences between tequila, mezcal, raicilla, bacanora, and sotol.
And finally, there’s pulque, an alcoholic beverage made from fermented agave sap that played an important role in Aztec culture as a ritual drink. Since pulque isn’t distilled and goes bad quickly, it’s typically consumed locally. Pasteurized pulque in cans is sometimes found in Mexican grocery stores in the U.S. I’ve never tried pulque so I can’t tell you what it’s like, but supposedly it’s a bit milky (some people describe it as slimy) with a yeasty taste that’s both slightly sweet and slightly sour. I would definitely try it if I had the chance.
Which brings us to yet another alcoholic beverage made from agaves – one I’d never heard of until yesterday when my wife brought back a bottle from our local Grocery Outlet store:
Yes, agave wine!I did a little research and found this article on a website called Bar Business. AgaVida, a “low-alcohol table wine made from agave,” was launched in 2022 by Rancho La Gloria, “the largest brand in the wine-based ready-to-drink beverage category” with a portfolio of “agave-based bottled, canned and frozen cocktails that include Rancho La Gloria Ready to Drink Margaritas, Skinny Margaritas and Paloma.”
As this slightly effervescent wine pirouettes across your palate, it explodes with a cascade of vibrant, sun-kissed splendor. The first sip unleashes a symphony of flavors, as if a basket of the freshest summer fruits has been handpicked by the gods themselves and distilled into liquid form. Luscious notes of honey-drizzled fruit swirl together in a dance of pure delight, their richness perfectly balanced by a hint of tangy citrus that adds a sparkling brightness to the experience.
The mouthfeel is impeccably smooth and silky, enveloping your senses in a luxurious embrace that feels both indulgent and comforting. Subtle hints of tamarind and sumac add depth and intrigue, ensuring that every moment is a tantalizing exploration of taste. As the wine unfurls, a delicate whisper of white flowers, perhaps Arabian jasmine or tuberose, wafts through, lending an ethereal, almost heavenly, quality to this already divine experience.
The finish is nothing short of spectacular—a bright, acidulous flare of citrus, with flashes of yuzu and finger lime that keep the party going long after the wine has left your lips. It’s the kind of beverage that doesn’t just satisfy: It seduces, enthralls, and leaves you utterly dazzled, begging for just one more glass of its opulent glory.
At first glance I was impressed that you could get the handsome bottle for a mere $1.99, regardless of the worth of its contents. I laughed when I read your poetic tasting notes, which made me think it must contain MUCH more than 5% alcohol. (I was prepared to suggest that you consider a job selling real estate, where hyperbole like that can generate significant revenue.) I've mostly given up drinking alcohol but I'm tempted to try agave wine, at least if I can get it for $1.99.
ReplyDeleteI've always been fascinated by the hyperbole used in wine tasting notes. "Hints of smashed whetstone and pencil shavings" -- stuff no mere mortal would ever taste :-)
DeleteI love the bottles and the wine sounds good too. I will have to see if it shows up somewhere in my area of the world!
ReplyDeleteDo you have Grocery Outlet in Arizona?
DeleteI don’t think so. Never heard of it. Darn!
DeleteI just checked online and Walmart and Total Wine show it (for at least $10.00) but both places are Out of Stock!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like you all had a very fun day, good to know Agave wine is good for sipping all day and night! The bottle is grand. Good info on the liquor as well, I only knew of Tequila & Mezcal. #AGAVEALLDAY
ReplyDeleteIt's easy for me to go down the rabbit hole and do more research than I originally meant to :-)
DeleteWell, I think you like it. LOL. Margaritas are a favorite, so I've probably had it through canned Margarita beverages, but I'd like to try the wine as wine. Learned a bunch about other Agave beverages, too. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIf you've had canned Margaritas, you most likely had agave wine.
DeleteHow fun and interesting! I learned a lot more about agave beverages. I can relate to the research rabbit hole dives. I have to restrain myself- I'm one of those weirdos who actually enjoy getting to the 3rd or 4th page of search results...
ReplyDeleteMost excellent wine write up, very funny. But, to do it that well you must enjoy wine, learned something new about you as well. I'm curious, are wine writeups just as florid in German/Germany? Do the very precise distinctions with German wine varieties make some of that unnecessary?
Tasting notes in German/Germany are far less over-the-top. I used to be much more into wine that I am now, but as with art, I realized that so much of is snobbery and pretentiousness :-)
Deletebumper crop of agaves? once upon a time i drank 1 too many margaritas so now agaves strictly ornamental for me.
ReplyDeleteThat's me and gin :-)
Delete#agaveallday! I thought maybe you used AI to write your tasting notes...
ReplyDeleteI tried AI, but it didn't produce the tasting notes I had in mind, so I got creative myself.
DeleteWell, I've had tequila, mezcal, sotol, and pulque, but even Luis has never heard of raicilla or bacanora. We prefer mezcal and sotol, though some of the smoke flavor in the mezcals is ridiculously strong. Agave wine is also a new one on us. The fact that all the AgaVida's options are flavored makes me suspect the wine isn't terribly good tasting on its own. Probably not something I will try unless, like you, I find one where the price is right. I must be no mere mortal, for I have tasted pencil shavings (but not whetstone - I will go nibble on the one in the garden tomorrow).
ReplyDeleteApparently, agave wine is a thing in Mexico, but it's typically fortified. From Wikipedia: "Agave wine is [...] filtered and 100% de agave blanco tequila at 55% ABV is added to "fortify" the wine to 24% ABV."
DeletePencil shavings: That's a thing too. Check out https://thegrapegrind.com/a-guide-to-obscure-tasting-notes.
My favorite aroma is still cat pee: "Tangy, pungent, and funky, cat pee is often used to describe the green and potent flavors in a high-quality Sauvignon Blanc." Sauv blanc is my favorite varietal, but I have yet to smell cat pee.